A suicide bomber blows himself up and instantly he is standing before St. Peter. St. Peter says “Well, it’s time for you to receive your reward” and suddenly up walks Patrick Henry and beats the crap out of the bomber. Right after that, George Washington shows up with a crowbar and proceeds to thrash the bomber about the head and shoulders. About the time GW is finished, along comes Stonewall Jackson and cuts Mr. Bomber to pieces with his saber. While that is happening, the bomber screams at St. Peter, “Hey, where are my 72 virgins?” St. Peter looks at him with disgust and says, “Oh, that. You got it all wrong. It’s actually 72 VIRGINIANS.”
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YOU MAY LIKE IT! - 8/1/2017 Whoever likes to wait for a minute before pointing out a mistake! None. All of us take pleasure in doing it. Some time just for fun and very often to show off. On few occasions just to insult the other! But when we are at the receiving end, it is quite a different story! Should we or can we stop pointing fingers? Neither we can, nor we should. When it is done with good intention in an appropriate tone, it helps others to improve and even builds a good relationship. Many a time we are even thanked and appreciated for guiding. It is not what we say, but the way we say it makes us look good and appreciated. Our tone indicates that our intention was not to hurt but to educate and for the good of all. At the same time, a bad tone, even if it may convey a good advice, elicits only a bad reaction. Sometimes even counter reaction justifying the mistake or more often a negative response by not bothering about our advice. Cutting nose to spite the face! I had
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WOULD YOU RATHER BE A LEMMING? Saving time by speeding up your work or multitasking is always good. Because TIME IS MONEY and CAN NEVER BE SUBSTITUTED. But it is also a FACT, you need REST if you want to put the maximum time in the best useful manner. With modern communication equipment, travel to do business has become less and less. Unless your job is just meeting people located at far distances very frequently, for which you can always plan well in advance, you don’t HAVE to rush by the fastest means available at a much greater cost! Because whether you spend the time traveling or sitting in your office or wherever, you are always ENGAGED, even if you are sleeping! So why spending billions in developing and creating faster and faster passenger planes just to shave off a few hours and pay a huge amount for that? The money could be better spent by you, by airlines, by the government. The tendency to keeping up with the Joneses makes all us lemmings on their way to the s
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I was reading an article in the current TIME magazine about California trying to control mosquito breeding by letting loose sterile male mosquitoes in millions. I was amused and was about to send a tweet as given below: “California is letting lose 20 million sterile mosquitoes to control their spread. Those are useless anyway and so is the money wasted on them. A handful of non-sterile can procreate millions more in due course. Or have they found out lady mosquitoes don't mate more than once or not at all with another?” Rohan, my grandson, was passing by and I called him out and showed him the news item in the TIME and my comment on it and asked for his comment. He said he was not sure I was right. He asked me further: Did you check the mating habits of mosquitoes? Scientists have done this, and they should know better. On checking, I find female mosquitoes mate once in their lifetime and after storing the sperm keep on laying eggs during the rest of their about one y
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Selected Tweets that I liked, with my response - June 30, 2017 @narendramodi From TIME Magazine: "167. The number of consecutive cars at an Indiana McDonald's whose drivers paid for the meal of the people in the car behind them, after a woman saw a dad with his children in the van behind her and paid the cashier on his behalf; the father followed suit, and the pay-it-forward-chain continued on for hours." - This is MY USA. I want MY INDIA to become likeTHIS one day before I die. ------------------------------------------- As a dyed in wool Democrat I used to denigrate and laugh at GOP Presidents Nixon, Bush, etc. Now, I cannot do it anymore. Single handed Pres. Trump has shut the likes of me by making all those seem to look geniuses and great Presidents! Pray Trump stands for re-election! _________________________________________________________________ Congress President boycotts! Ex-Congress FM who laid the foundation welcomes! How Sonia & other Con
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Selected Tweets that I liked, with my response - June 29, 2017 रायता क्वीन 😊 @ anu_sweetuu 15h 15 hours ago एक बार किसी ने मुझसे पुछा तुम नॉन वेज क्यू नही खाती मेरा जवाब हमारा पेट कोई शमशान नहीं है जो इसमें मरे हुए को जगह दे जय श्री राम --------------------------------------- Let's not go overboard with vegetarianism. If all people in the world eat only vegetarian food, there wouldn't be enuff food for all. Besides if animals, including fish, are not killed for food, no humans will also be left on this earth! Let's not try to be more royal than the king or more holy than our sages! One can surely have his / her own personal preferences, but it is not their business to preach to others! _________________________________________________________________ Er. Satya 🌐 @ NaMo_Satya 7m 7 minutes ago Will make India `Pappu free` - sacked Meerut Congress leader`s new pledge http:// zeenews.india.com/delhi/will-mak e-india-pappu-f
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Selected Tweets that I liked, with my response - June 28, 2017 A majority of Muslims & Hindus hold same views abt the need 2 put down terrorists. But vocal minorities hv bcom 'leaders' fomenting discord! _________________________________________________________________ Hari das @ KpHaridas 9m 9 minutes ago Congratulations. Yes the power of twitter and ur never say die attitude. Keep it up. Please go to https:// twitter.com/SaveLifePMModi /status/880005916933881856 … -------------------------------------------------------- I know Hindi quite well. Lived in Delhi for 40 years with no problem. But this Hindi letter! Don't think any man in the street can follow! _________________________________________________________________ Mohit Gulati @ desimojito 9h 9 hours ago Never under estimate an engineer and never, never,never under estimate anyone's qualification by his ENGLISH Please visit: https://t.co/ZawfSQr8dn -----------