A suicide bomber blows himself up and instantly he is standing before St. Peter. St. Peter says “Well, it’s time for you to receive your reward” and suddenly up walks Patrick Henry and beats the crap out of the bomber. Right after that, George Washington shows up with a crowbar and proceeds to thrash the bomber about the head and shoulders. About the time GW is finished, along comes Stonewall Jackson and cuts Mr. Bomber to pieces with his saber. While that is happening, the bomber screams at St. Peter, “Hey, where are my 72 virgins?” St. Peter looks at him with disgust and says, “Oh, that. You got it all wrong. It’s actually 72 VIRGINIANS.”
The Five Stages to ‘Nirvana’ Criminals are not born, we develop them. After a criminal is caught for the first time and punished, either the criminal reforms when the punishment is beyond tolerance; or gets more and more used to punishment, if the benefit from the criminal act is more than the quantum of punishment. This system produces a few hardened criminals, but somewhat effective, for lack of any other tried and tested method. However, it has not been popular because of the reluctance of legislators and courts, on humanitarian grounds and growing entrenched corruption in the enforcement apparatus which helped criminals. Second stage : Human beings preferred to live in SMALL groups, as it was found to be better than living alone. This process led to bigger and bigger groups with their ways and habits of living, depending on their circumstances. Problems arose when the groups got bigger than the benefits available to them as a group. Since there was no way anymore...
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