A suicide bomber blows himself up and instantly he is standing before St. Peter. St. Peter says “Well, it’s time for you to receive your reward” and suddenly up walks Patrick Henry and beats the crap out of the bomber. Right after that, George Washington shows up with a crowbar and proceeds to thrash the bomber about the head and shoulders. About the time GW is finished, along comes Stonewall Jackson and cuts Mr. Bomber to pieces with his saber. While that is happening, the bomber screams at St. Peter, “Hey, where are my 72 virgins?” St. Peter looks at him with disgust and says, “Oh, that. You got it all wrong. It’s actually 72 VIRGINIANS.”

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