A suicide bomber blows himself up and instantly he is standing before St. Peter. St. Peter says “Well, it’s time for you to receive your reward” and suddenly up walks Patrick Henry and beats the crap out of the bomber. Right after that, George Washington shows up with a crowbar and proceeds to thrash the bomber about the head and shoulders. About the time GW is finished, along comes Stonewall Jackson and cuts Mr. Bomber to pieces with his saber. While that is happening, the bomber screams at St. Peter, “Hey, where are my 72 virgins?” St. Peter looks at him with disgust and says, “Oh, that. You got it all wrong. It’s actually 72 VIRGINIANS.”

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

NDTV IS A SHINING EXAMPLE FOR THE WORD 'PRESTITUTE' which is defined as: "Those who peddle news after painting a molehill like an attractive mountain and sell it to gullible people who want only excitement are called Prestitutes." It indicates they are no different from their namesakes who also make a mountain of their molehills to look attractive to those gullible people who are after excitement. Read the following news and get excited, if you can. It does not work always, you know! http://www.ndtv.com/mumbai-news/president-pranab-mukherjee-rakes-up-5-lakh-phone-bill-783186?utm_source=taboola
Read more
Land Acquisition Made Easy! Government can consider the following in the Land Acquisition Bill Problem: Farmers are unwilling to part with their piece of land because they had seen others who accepted the compensation, frittering it away in a few years and left with nothing. Besides they have seen land prices going up b leaps and bounds and will always feel that they are short changed. Remedy: Proposed compensation should be in multiples of current market value. But should be broken down in the form of down cash payment on possession, monthly payment for a fixed number of years, an insurance policy for a fixed sum which will entitle them to a regular monthly payment till death and on that occurrence a lumpsum payment. If proper ratio is either fixed or given as an option, while the immediate outgo will be reasonable, farmers will rest assured that their future will not be in jeopardy. Alternative options: Offer of a larger area in a different area; offer of a bank loan ...
Read more
One flop party by another: The Congress's flop party - known as Iftar Party: Imagine to what depth Congress has descended when you find the likes of Nitish Kumar, Sharad Yadav and what do you know Derek O’Brien! at the table with Sonia Gandhi! To rub salt in the wound the list of the other criminals who did not find her good enough company should have hurt Sonia Gandhi more - CPI's rep Salem and CPM's rep D.Raja (anyone below their rank would not have been allowed entry by security for being unknown!), RLD's Ajit Singh. As far as Rahul G. was concerned of all people he could find only Kanimozhi for his company and what a inane question to ask of her: AIADMK's closeness to BJP! The question itself is an answer to another question doing the rounds: How intelligent is Rahul in political matters! I do not blame any of these leaders. I blame the guy who advised them to have a party at all and to cap it, invite media to the party! One last query: Why it seems not a ...
Read more