A suicide bomber blows himself up and instantly he is standing before St. Peter. St. Peter says “Well, it’s time for you to receive your reward” and suddenly up walks Patrick Henry and beats the crap out of the bomber. Right after that, George Washington shows up with a crowbar and proceeds to thrash the bomber about the head and shoulders. About the time GW is finished, along comes Stonewall Jackson and cuts Mr. Bomber to pieces with his saber. While that is happening, the bomber screams at St. Peter, “Hey, where are my 72 virgins?” St. Peter looks at him with disgust and says, “Oh, that. You got it all wrong. It’s actually 72 VIRGINIANS.”
WHAT SHOULD BJP DO FOR WINNING TAMIL NADU? BJP should just tell in detail about its plans for the nation & in particular for the State and need not at all get into fight with either AIADMK or DMK. It should not even bother to respond to any frivolous accusations from them, especially from DMK, because it is no more a viable party even with its associates, Congress and communists. Tamils know everything about Amma Jayalalitha whereas they don't know much about BJP even today, because most of them don't know Hindi and many not even English. A vigorous campaign highlighting plans for progress will get them enough votes to be the main opposition this time around and when the plans are complete, may be it will become the ruling party in the election after the forthcoming one. If possible it should avoid AIADMK as even the major partner, because irrespective of its progressive policies which have borne fruits to Tamil Nadu, AIADMK's first name is Entrenched Corruption...
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