PLANE CRASH WITH PM, PAPPU, DALAI LAMA & JAYA LALITHA ON BOARD:


PM Modi, Rahul Gandhi, Dalai Lama, and Jaya Lalitha were in a plane that was about to crash. There are only four parachutes on board and the pilot grabs one and bales out. PM Modi says he's a much-loved PM, takes one, and jumps out. Rahul Gandhi says he is going to the next PM, takes one and jumps out. Dalai Lama looks at Jaya Lalitha and tells her, "I have lived a full and rich life. Why don't you take the last parachute and go?" Jaya Lalitha says, "That's okay, Your Holiness. There are still two parachutes left because Pappu has just jumped out with my backpack."

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