A suicide bomber blows himself up and instantly he is standing before St. Peter. St. Peter says “Well, it’s time for you to receive your reward” and suddenly up walks Patrick Henry and beats the crap out of the bomber. Right after that, George Washington shows up with a crowbar and proceeds to thrash the bomber about the head and shoulders. About the time GW is finished, along comes Stonewall Jackson and cuts Mr. Bomber to pieces with his saber. While that is happening, the bomber screams at St. Peter, “Hey, where are my 72 virgins?” St. Peter looks at him with disgust and says, “Oh, that. You got it all wrong. It’s actually 72 VIRGINIANS.”
My Selection of the best of the Tweets I came across so far Today -II! (April 13, 2017) Bill O'Reilly of Fox News USA & Barkha Dutt of NDTV are equally famous/ infamous! More than 70 international advertisers hv quit O'Reilly's daily show & Fox News has shut it down! When will Indian advertisers show on whose side they are? Be quick lest people start quitting you! Tweet & RT big advertisers 2 quit NDTV; Quit their products if they don't listen! NDTV is making money on yr support; yr voice shud matter! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chayan Chatterjee @ Satyanewshi 36m 36 minutes ago Mulayam Singh Yadav`s rape remark: Where are Jaya Bachchan`s tears? http:// zeenews.india.com/news/nation/mu layam-singh-yadavs-rape-remark-where-are-jaya-bachchans-tears_923792.html … ------------------------------------ Mulayam was giving expression to his convict
Comments
Post a Comment