JOKE OF THE DAY
A man was telling his buddy:
"You won't believe what happened last night." My daughter walked into the living room and said: "Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewelry and give it to Salvation Army. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose."
"Holy Smokes", replied the friend, "She actually said that?"
The father replied:
"Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that." What she said was: "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's 2016 election"
JOOTHMALANI &
HIS CHALIS CHOR
If more judges of High Courts and Supreme Courts have not
been hauled up before Parliament for impeachment and dismissal, it is because
of the very lengthy and time consuming process involved and also because of our
Parliament is so much divided that you cannot get anything done here. It is not
because all our judges are totally blemish less. Lawyers are terrified of them
and so will not say a word against them. And so are businessmen and media. Even
if they cannot punish you with vengeance, they can make you squirm by delaying
any judgment which might be favorable to you. They are as much given to bribery
and threat as any other normal citizen. Can we forget the approval of SC to
Emergency? Judges changing their dates of birth just to have a couple of more years
in service? Judges helping the ruling party just to get a lucrative post after
retirement and even creating innumerable commissions headed by one of their
retired brethren to continue to occupy a bungalow in New Delhi? The list can go
on. Jethmalani says the presence of Law Minister will vitiate impartiality. Who
is afraid of the Law Minister except those who want favors from him? Just like
among senior bureaucrats there are many good ones and bad ones in the community
of judges also. Let Jethmalani not assign the goodness exclusive to his
brothers in service. Our laws provide that you cannot question or dispute a
judgment as motivated. But for this provision media will have torn apart our
judiciary long back.
http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/government-should-have-no-voice-in-judicial-appointments-says-eminent-lawyer-ram-jethmalani-754214?utm_source=taboola
THOSE WHO THINK NAME CALLING IS ONLY THEIR BIRTH RIGHT!
First of all don't assume you are the headmaster of all
journos. Chor ki dadi mein tinka seems to be your case. For the years of
targeting just calling your comrades just 'prestitutes' is not even a slap. I
understand that he in fact meant 'press institutes' in short which keep on
telling every tom dick and harry what is right and what is wrong and how they
should behave and how they are above every other person and institutions with
an all powerful pen! Balls. http://t.co/1FoRkqOB6U
Nirupam says: "As long as Muslim votes are for sale,
the community will remain backward and its leaders will become rich." How
right he is! Really, he is right once this time! Unfortunately the same thing
is right when you apply to it to Maratha votes also. How come in the business
capital of India, Mumbai, Marathas are the poorest? Because of Shiv Sena and
its taking Marathas for a ride by using
them for dharnas and morchas to obstruct progress in every which way they can.
Nirupam makes Singhvi feel disgusted. Naturally and
rightfully so. Disenfranchisement of any community should make every democrat
feel likewise. But does he feel in the same way about his Congress Party also
which led to this comment? Was it not the Congress Party which played the
politics of communalism and thus encouraged both Hindu and Muslim communalists
to take roots? Did not Congress leaders took the side of Muslims in every
aspect of life by reservations and exclusive benefits? If Congress does it for
Muslims it is OK; but if Shiv Sena opposes it, it becomes 'disgusting'? I did
not feel 'disgusted' when I saw your famous video, because you had a right to
live your scum dog life. You have no right to feel that way towards other dogs.
http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/controversy-over-shiv-sena-leader-sanjay-rauts-remarks-on-voting-rights-of-muslims-754300?pfrom=video-read
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