PLAN OF THE DON (Feminine)

"Where-is-Rahul?" story was hitting the headlines just a couple of weeks ago. After all the jokes and comments, the story died and nobody was bothered. Now Congress is trying to revive the story and hopes to create a momentum before his next appearance in about two weeks. Don't be surprised if he drops in all IPL matches.

Once he appears, will the question "Where he was?" be answered truthfully? I do not think so. But the total secrecy about it makes me wonder where could he have been and on what errand. Note these things which were happening around the time he vanished. The whole country was fired up with the land bill and it was a great opportunity for him to enter politics again as a leader of the united opposition on this issue in Parliament and hog all the media attention. But he missed this great opportunity to rehabilitate himself totally. Why would he do this? What could have been more important than this to him? He ignored a God sent opportunity for his survival. Why? Why?

I will tell you just now. Bear with me for a moment. What was the other issue getting almost equal attention? the apparent inability of the BJP to bring back the black money stashed abroad. The Congress was mocking at the PM frequently on all fora about it and repeatedly asking where are the fifteen lakh rupees which the PM had promised to every citizen. (In fact the PM never said this. He only estimated the black money abroad in this manner to illustrate to common people how huge it was. Opposition has been doing a Goebbels on his statement.) Did you notice all of a sudden nobody even mentions anything about that now? Why? There is a connection. If Rahul has been to Switzerland or Singapore or any such places where millions of dollars change hand to hand every day, do you think Congress will tell you that he has gone to Switzerland? No way. At the same time SIT set up by the Supreme Court was getting nearer and nearer to the stash of the Gandhi family. Laws were being enacted to put in JAIL those who stash money abroad! Yes, Gandhi family could imagine now themselves looking out from behind the bars of JAIL!  So the plan was Rahul will vanish for a few weeks and ensure proper untraceable transfers abroad. In view of the huge amounts involved and urgency, the job could not be delegated to anyone else. Understandable. Suppose any other guy deputed for the job simply transfers the whole thing to himself? ha, ha, ha!

At the same time to keep the attention of the government diverted, Sonia has woken from her sleep and is going against the PM full throttle on the land issue. She is leading morchas! Yes, morchas of 500 meters! Making lengthy statements (oh, reading out) in Parliament. Rousing and uniting the entire opposition! Even the government is on back foot (effect of approaching IPL matches!) and had to re-promulgate the land ordinance for the third time! There are backroom dialogues going on for a quid pro co. Leave our hard earned money of six and more decades alone and we shall leave you alone with your land bill. I will go back to Italy with Priyanka, Rahul to South America and Vadhera can go to jail. Congress can take care of itself.

CURRENT UPDATE: It seems the government had all along a tail behind Rahul and have more than enough to fix him and mummy and many associates. They are also fixing reluctant opposition MPs and are very hopeful of getting the bill passed in the third attempt. They are likely to announce jail term for only those holding black money above a certain limit, effectively allowing many opposition MPs in Rajya Sabha off the hook and getting their votes for the land bill.